April 18, 2009


The Boudoir is a make-over clinic in England who help groom members of the trangendered community. I got quite a tickle from their fancifully-worded email announcing their plans to attend The Royal Ascot en masse. You may choose to join them, and pay for the privelege of looking like this--but with big hats, as proper protocol dictates for such an occasion. I didn't get the part about avoiding the drunken lads, but I guess I ain't no lady! But I would pay a queen's ransom to attend one of Hyancinth Bouquet's candlelight suppers. I worship KEEPING UP APPEARANCES!

The Boudoir's Visit To Royal Ascot 2009

The Boudoir is absolutely thrilled to announce that we are once again organising our very popular trip to Royal Ascot. Last year we very successfully returned after four years absence from the track. Since we had last graced the most prestigious racing event of the year with our presence, a lot had changed at Ascot, primarily the fabulous new grandstand had been built giving Ascot a much more modern feel.

Royal Ascot 2009

It was a wonderful day, and all The Boudoir Royal Ascot Team are really champing at the bit (to use racing parlance) to again provide you with the most fantastic Ascot experience that you could imagine. The date for this extravaganza is Wednesday 17th June 2009, the day before Ladies' Day. We do not go on Ladies' Day as where there are lots of lovely ladies in sexy dresses, you will also unfortunately find lots of drunken lads.

Pre-Race Grooming

As we did last year, we are going to base ourselves from a hotel near to Ascot where we will be performing makeovers, hair and nails on t he morning. Every measure will be taken to make sure20that all of our gurls look stunning for their day at Royal Ascot. We will have booked a number o f rooms at the hotel for Tuesday 16th June 2009 so that you can arrive the evening before, get a good night’s sleep and be fresh and ready for your morning makeover the next day. Please just let us know if you do require a hotel room for the Tuesday evening. You may even want to stay in the hotel on the Wednesday night too as you may well be drinking a fair amount of champagne at Ascot - especially if a few winners come in for you!!

Pre-Season Training

Ascot is renowned for being a place where you must dress to impress!! The right outfit, hat, shoes and accessories are integral. As well as dressing to look the part, it is vital that you have an outfit that you can comfortably spend a whole day in, whilst walking around on grass, walking up and down stairs and generally functioning in with minimal difficulty. We are not supplying outfits or accessories for Ascot, but we can arrange an Escorted Shopping Trip in advance where we will help you to buy the right outfit, hat and all the accessories you will need.

And They're Off!!

A coach will arrive at the hotel to take us all to Ascot Racecourse where The Boudoir's own marquee will be all set up and ready f or our arrival. We will be greeted with a glass of Bucks Fizz by my team that will be waiting on us for the duration of the day. This marquee wil l be our base throughout the day. It will be laden with a delicious buffet, comfortable chairs and mirrors for those important make up pit stops throughout the day!! We will have a sumptuous Ascot-inspired buffet lunch in our marquee in the picnic area before venturing over to the Main Grandstand to watch the Royal Procession. After the Royals have played second fiddle to us gorgeous girls who really do steal the show, we will have a little flutter on the fillies and of course if we win, maybe we’ll venture over to the champagne tent for a splash more bubbly!!

And They're On The Final Straight Now

When we have had enough, or our shoes start to really kill us, we can totter back to the marquee for delicious afternoon tea and strawberries and cream!! We will then relax here, eating and drinking till the sun starts to go down. At around 6pm our coach will return to whisk us out of Ascot and back to our hotel to either get changed back or continue enjoying your evening in the hotel bar or restaurant.

It's A Photo Finish!!

The cost of this whole day experience is £295 - this will include the following: Full makeover, wig styling (in accordance with your hat) an d nails (false or your own) - Transport to and fro m Royal Ascot - Your General Admission Ticket to get you into the Main Grandstand - Unlimited food and drink (alcoholic and soft) throughout the day - A CD Rom of photos of your day at Royal Ascot.

Here's The Deal

If you would like to book a place on this outing please email Jodie Lynn at info@theboudoironline.com or call 020 8211 1666. A 50% deposit will be required to confirm your place on this event and we will need to collect full payment at least two weeks before Wednesday 17th June 2009. This really is a unique and memorable day out that has always been a roaring success. Why not add this trip to your list of your fabulous Boudoir events!!


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Just be careful with Hyacinth's "Royal DOLE-ton with hand painted periwinkles!" DOn't drop it!

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