April 17, 2009


My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet.

He found that the problem was hair in its ears.

He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some
'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to the drug store and got some 'Nair' hair remover.

At the register the druggist told her, 'If you' re going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The druggist said. 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.'

The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'

The druggist said, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'


Blogger Mitzi said...

I had an unfortunate incident with hair removal cream in my youth. I used it on my nether regions, I remember squatting over a mirror to get into all those little nooks and crannies and wore a plastic carrier bag like a nappy to protect the soft furnishings, a friend rang, I got gabbing and 40 mins later I washed it off using soap! It looked lovely all smooth like a baby. Later, during an intimate moment with a stranger in a pub's toilet (How romantic) I heard him say "Jesus" I looked over my shoulder and said "yes, it's great innit, Now lick me" I've never seen anyone move to get away from me so quickly. I had developed an evil looking rash, I still blush at the shame.

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