April 17, 2009

DIDN'T SEE HIM ON THE SHOW, BUT...

THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!



David Alan Grier apologizes for saying Carrie Ann Inaba “can eat a dick”

After being eliminated last week, David Alan Grier lashed out at the Dancing with the Stars judges, particularly Carrie Ann Inaba, with whom he used to work on In Living Color.

On the dance floor after the show ended, he said, “There’s several people that can kiss my ass, but she’s definitely the first in line to wrap her lips around my asshole, literally. She can eat a dick. To stand up week after week and be humiliated by people who have no right to talk to me. I am proudest that I didn’t climb across that table and slap the shit out of every one of those judges and that’s my proudest accomplishment,” he told Access Hollywood during an on-camera interview.

While he talked, he kept a straight face and didn’t seem to be joking around, but he also wasn’t angry. His pro partner Kym Johnson seemed shocked, though, and kind of laughed before she tried to cover for him. Talking to Extra later, he repeated the line about being proud about “not slapping the shit out of not one but all three of those motherfuckers.” He also said he hasn’t seen “huger egos fueled by so little talent” and said, “Carrie Ann, her whole bio is four lines.”

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