DADDY LONG-LEGS
A father watched his young daughter playing in the
garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and
pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing
the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He
went over to her to see what work of God had captured
her attention. He noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating.
Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Long-legs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Long-legs?' the little
girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
innocent question, he replied 'No dear. Both of them
are Daddy Long-legs.'
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for
a moment, Then took her foot and stomped them flat and
said, 'Well, we're not having any of that
Broke back-Mountain shit in our garden.'
garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and
pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing
the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He
went over to her to see what work of God had captured
her attention. He noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating.
Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Long-legs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Long-legs?' the little
girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
innocent question, he replied 'No dear. Both of them
are Daddy Long-legs.'
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for
a moment, Then took her foot and stomped them flat and
said, 'Well, we're not having any of that
Broke back-Mountain shit in our garden.'
posted by Lady Bunny at Tuesday, February 12, 2008
4 Comments:
Thanks for the laugh, Bunny. That was a good one!
BTW, also wanted to thank you for one of your more bizarre tidbits, the Mexican disco midget. She is fun...and so are you, my dear!
If you thought that was funny, I'll bet you peed your pants laughing when you heard the one about how Matthew Shepard got stomped. That was a good one. How about the one about Kevin Aviance? Harvey Milk? I got a million of 'em...
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I don't understand how you can applaud Ellen for speaking out against hompohobic hate crimes and the derogatory "humor" that teaches children to hate and hurt us, yet spread a "joke" like this via your website. Imagine this violent, hateful excuse for humor being told and laughed at by dumb jocks in the lockerroom while a gay boy's heart aches in silent agony.
Some jokes stop being funny when you actually stop to think about the cruelty behind them. Please honor Larry's memory and consider removing this homophobic joke before it spreads any farther.
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