December 22, 2007



Think it's a joke? Well, actually I got several replies!

Fuck Me While I Eat Linguine w/ Clam Sauce and Watch The Jeffersons

Reply to:
Date: 2007-12-20, 4:51PM

39, 4'10", 190, thinning black hair, gray eyes, bushy Hitler mustache, hairy back but smooth everywhere else. Often told I look like a handsomer Danny DeVito. Looking for a buddy to come by and fuck me while I eat linguine with white clam sauce. I will have "The Jeffersons" playing on DVD and insist you shout, "Take it, Weezie" while you fuck me. I will also have a bowl of grated parmesan cheese and hot pepper flakes nearby, which you will season my linguine with as I eat it. When you are ready to cum, you will shout, "Beans don't fry in the kitchen!"

I can host in my Q-shaped apartment on 39th Street between Delancey Street and Ninth Avenue. Please, no weirdos, druggies or African American colored black Oriental Asians of color.


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I've always wanted to fuck a guy named Weezie.

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I like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches in the rain, watching
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Remember that summer you spent with your parents in Hawaii and how mad you
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the most gorgeous man you'd ever encountered strolling down the beach
looking at you, skilfully removing your skimpy bikini with his piercing
eyes? And how you spent the last month imagining him taking you in every
possible way, masturbating feverishly day and night, wishing he would
reappear, but he never did because you were 15 and he would have gone to
jail? That was me, andyou just turned 18.

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Anonymous Theo said...

Ironic he doesn't want a black man seeing as though Weezie's black?

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Anonymous Norma, Please said...

Actually, I think the lyric is "FISH don't fry in the kitchen."

The BEANS didn't burn on the grill...

Just sayin'...

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"Please, no wierdos..."

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