I was in town the other day when I passed a tattooist shop that had a sign in the window saying gift vouchers now available, I thought to myself what an ideal gift for mothering sunday, if not a tattoo then perhaps a piercing, though a petri dish tattoo with a colourful heart shape in bacteria with a message written underneath it would look lovely on her bossom and would distract onlookers away from her turkey gobbler.
I have got some mushies in the freezer, Carmen and I picked them with our fair hands from the horse field near us. I remember taking those little blue ativan pills too, in the 80's, when I use to take advantage of my grandma's medicine cupboard, I think they have been banned in the UK
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I was in town the other day when I passed a tattooist shop that had a sign in the window saying gift vouchers now available, I thought to myself what an ideal gift for mothering sunday, if not a tattoo then perhaps a piercing, though a petri dish tattoo with a colourful heart shape in bacteria with a message written underneath it would look lovely on her bossom and would distract onlookers away from her turkey gobbler.
I have got some mushies in the freezer, Carmen and I picked them with our fair hands from the horse field near us. I remember taking those little blue ativan pills too, in the 80's, when I use to take advantage of my grandma's medicine cupboard, I think they have been banned in the UK
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