March 01, 2007

ART IMITATES SHIT

Crappy Art Fetches $96,000 at Christie's



You know it's Art Week in New York when a can of excrement sells for almost a hundred grand. Late Italian artist Piero Manzoni's 1961 feces-de-résistance "Merda d'artista no. 19" sold yesterday for more than its asking price. It was part of a Christie's auction for the collection of Swiss uber-dealer Pierre Huber.
The piece is one of 60 cans into which the creatively regular Italian defecated in 1961, a cheeky statement on the fact that people will purchase anything—and one that seems totally lost on art buyers 40-some years later.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gilbert & George uses shit and body fluids to create lovely works of art. Perhaps they are planning to do a muriel. It's true, people will buy any old tat. I like to look on e-bay occasionally just to see what kind of delights and horrors the transvestites are selling, it never ceases to amaze me!

5:57 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

I'm just wondering what happens when somebody in the buyer's home goes looking for an extra can of dogfood, doesn't read carefully, and...

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone interested, five bucks get you a pickle bottle full of mine.a dollar more and i ship it with a lid.

10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, people DID buy your DVD...

11:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I already know exactly why the person bought this: they're going to keep it for the rest of their lives only to leave it as an inheritance to the family member they hate the most. Likely, their spouse.

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could only consider paying that much if it was delivered fresh.

1:41 PM  
Blogger amandalynnette said...

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2:00 PM  
Blogger amandalynnette said...

good lord.

2:03 PM  
Blogger Star Queen said...

I meant to say, I believe Martha Stewart suggests serving it broiled on crumpets

Shit crusts, she calls them, I think

Made from '38 Duck poo mixed with Rosie O'Donnel grease and Donald trump Sludge

6:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank the Gods you put something else on here, like a can of old shit, so that when I pulled up your site on a daily basis, I didn't have to look at that ugly assed susie orman. Your truly the one, bunny!

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where can I buy Suzie Orman's poo?

12:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

***shudders uncontrolably**

7:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my hell. I can just see a brand-new market opening, for celebrity shit.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Paris Hilton has already warmed us up for that one, with her CD.

3:48 PM  

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