STUCK ON YOU
Wow! Faggotry never ceases to amaze me. According to a pal who recently moved to LA, there's a sharply increasing new trend among LA gays looking for online hook-ups: a little shooting up before they shoot. I guess they're injecting speed, adding a little H to tha IV drug use scene. Whoo hoo! It ain't a party til the syringes come out! Even though some of the guys have "no PNP" (party and play) listed in their profiles, after bringing up partying, they then drop the hint by inquiring if their prospective e-suitor is "on point". And they don't mean physically fit! As much as I like to have things stuck inside me, a needle ain't one of them. Well, maybe with a condom on the needle it's safer.
posted by Lady Bunny at Thursday, December 28, 2006
12 Comments:
Those L.A. fags are always trying to start new trends, what will they come up with next?
California has seen better days, so sad.
don't get it...really don't.
You can't go wrong with good old fashioned poppers. I remember reading somewhere that some people (mainly those who use slings) insert ketamine up their hole to slacken the splinchter prior to a good fisting, if I tried that I'd be sucking up the furniture!
"what will they come up with next?"
Something even more destructive, no doubt...perhaps "chicken sex?" No, not the usual kind--but a variation on the old "chicken" game--where two couples copulate in souped-up cars racing towards each other at closing speeds of up to 230 m.p.h.
With all those mountains and cliffs out there, it should be quite a spectacle...
my dear bunny hunny, you don't have to go all the way to LA to partake in this madness. our own local trendsetters are on point lovely.
as for the idea of putting some slackening my chocolate man blossom with some ketamina... talk about a k hole!
And that's another good reason for avoiding Los Angeles...
"Faggotry never ceases to amaze me."
You said it ALL, girl!!
This does not sound too new to me - I remember porn star Chad Douglas would inject the anus of the bottom he was going to mount a number of times - I think it was some kind of anesthetic to make it numb, and that was in the 80's and it was all on camera. For those of you who are still alive and old enough to remember Chad Douglas.
That's it! I'm handing in my gay card.
HAPPY NEW YEAR BUNION!
Here is to a thinner, smarter, safer, kinder, less drunk, Madonna-free, and well-hung 2007!
Thanks, skank! --LB
FYI - Actually the online straights came up with it first and the gays learned it from all the closeted bi-guys.
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