November 19, 2006


A personal ad from a Jamaican DL married gay. Is this a joke? And what is a pikni-dem?

WAH GWAAN Bredren? Mi a marrid mon wid children so keep yo shit on da DL and COME KORREK!!Mi a real DL so mi like fi do anyting freaky in private wid mi big fat dick and big, wide, sloppy Jamaican batty 'ole. Mi dark skin, big bones, dreads, gold teet and errings and good-lookin Rude Rasta Mon. Mi like fi suck dick, nyam azz, drink man juice den mi ah go ah mi yad and kiss mi wifey and mi pikni-dem. 'olla from Little Kingston (Canarsie/East Flatbush).

In Jamaica, mi was fist-fucked 3 times onnah kokonut tree. Dats one, too, tree times! CALL ME NOW!

Call me now! Sounds a little like Miss Cleo, who by the way, was one of the OUT 100 chosen this year by OUT magazine. (She came out last year.)

And speaking of Miss Cleo, NYC drag Milan (who now dances back-up with Lady Miss Kier) has a video on youtube of a song she wrote about the TV psychic.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pikni-dem = child.

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, it's based on pickaninny

such a lovely ad. the part about being fisted 3 times by the coconut tree adds a very special tropical touch

11:07 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

Tree times!

12:12 PM  
Blogger archive said...

MIlan is all right! honey, she's got that realness that I first heard about in Paris Is Burning, the kind where she can walk her baby brother home from school and onto the subway without getting clocked

5:55 PM  

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