October 02, 2006

SHADY "LADIES"



Wal-Mart Bust A Real Drag

Three cross-dressing Kentuckians arrested in stolen check scheme

SEPTEMBER 21--On Saturday morning, Paris, Kentucky police received a call from a local Wal-Mart reporting that three black females were trying to pass stolen checks. When the trio became concerned that store employees might be contacting cops, they fled, only to be apprehended nearby. Officers discovered that the trio possessed numerous stolen checks, hot merchandise, altered drivers licenses, and penises.

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7 Comments:

Blogger Aaron said...

"Officers discovered that the trio possessed numerous stolen checks, hot merchandise, altered drivers licenses, and penises"

The penises were altered?? Will that make it harder to return them afterwards? :-)

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I ever get arrested, please make sure I get sent to the Bourbon Detention Center. I'll be PERCHED!!!

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a FLotilla tie in here?

6:08 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

Star Queen, I knew that one was coming. --B

6:22 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

And anonymous, I know you mean "fishy" when you say "perched"! --B

12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bunny, you're so right. I definitely meant to say "I'll be FISHY!!!"?

11:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aaron, they accept anything for refund at Wal-Mart, even balls

9:20 PM  

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