FLOTILLA UPDATE

Gay City News has confirmed that Flotilla is being held by police for "allegedly assauting" a couple at APT on Sunday. According to an anonymous witness, the couple seemed drunk. Flotilla does not drink a drop or take any drugs--other than those prescribed by Dr. Scholls. I certainly hope the mysterious witness is right in that Flotilla did not start the fracas. And though they were hurt, I'm glad that the girl's eye wasn't hanging out of it's socket as some folks were rumoring. Though I suppose one might describe the couple after the incident as being rather "well-heeled." As far as Flo's shoe being vouchered as a "deadly weapon", she doesn't usually wear spikes, but she does take a rather large ladies' size. And of course, there is the shoes' smell to consider, which might up their "deadly" quotient. Seriously, Flo is a beloved NYC performer who I've enjoyed working with for over a decade and I hope that she's proven innocent. And I'm glad the bond isn't the $30,000 which was being batted about, but a mere $1,500, which Flo could easily rustle up by performing a quick 30 bookings.

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