TRUE FRIENDSHIP
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
(1) When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the son of a bitch who made you sad.
(2) When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
(3) When you smile - I will smile, knowing you finally got laid.
(4) When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
(5) When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
(6) When you are confused - I will use small words.
(7) When you are sick - I will stay the hell away from you until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have!
(8) When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend. Try to send this to 10 of your closest friends. Then you can get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
(1) When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the son of a bitch who made you sad.
(2) When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
(3) When you smile - I will smile, knowing you finally got laid.
(4) When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
(5) When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
(6) When you are confused - I will use small words.
(7) When you are sick - I will stay the hell away from you until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have!
(8) When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend. Try to send this to 10 of your closest friends. Then you can get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
posted by Lady Bunny at Saturday, June 24, 2006
1 Comments:
A real friend will fly to your hometown just to tell you face to face "I don't know if it's booze or fear that's holding you back but whatever it is I think you should make this the year that you try to connect with the world" then turn in your face and walk away following the coke spoon that someone has just shoved beneath her nostril. Oink, oink!
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