June 24, 2006


Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been
decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they need to pee. They were very near

a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a
headstone or something.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, and
used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive
underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to
salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to
wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said,
"These damn girls night out have got to stop. My wife came home last night
without her panties."

"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck
between the cheeks of her butt that said, `From all of us at the Fire
Station. We'll never forget you.'"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

She must have been a real slut for him to respond so casually.

3:18 PM  

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