May 07, 2006


Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic (!) was
carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz,Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for
the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th (2 days ago).

Too bad the ship didn't hit an iceberg lettuce! (OK, I'm through now.)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can anyone confirm or deny the rumor that while performing onstage at Wigstock, Lady Bunny discreetly sucks mayonnaise through a straw connected to a secret compartment in her platforms?

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she do have a straw in her shoes but it's not mayo. it's jizzms.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

Not Miss Sekrit Sauce! -B

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My chiropractor told me and my mother this story and she fell for it cause she is a stupid bitch.

6:53 PM  

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