"GOATS DON'T HAVE AIDS"

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Goat Lover Marries His Mate

A Sudanese man caught having sex with a goat escaped jail in March when the
animal's owner caught him in flagranti, tied him up and handed him over to the
local village elders instead.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry
for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the Juba Post
newspaper.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr
Alifi added.

The story emerged over three years after South Africa's National Societies for
the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (NSPCA) issued an alert about boys from
Nzhelele Valley in the Northern Province, having sex with goats, after a TV
documentary featured teenagers boasting they used goats as a safe sex
substitute.

"We know about Aids and we are very afraid of it. That is why we are having sex
with these goats. Goats don't have Aids," one boy told SABC, while another
admitted they shared the same goats as partners.

"We see people in the village dying every day. It's because they have slept with
one another and infected each other. Goats can't get those infections. We would
therefore rather have sex with them," he explained.