May 05, 2006

ANDERSON POOP-ER

NYPOST.COM

Maybe CNN will get the message that news should be news and not newsmodels or personalities. CNN is still trying to milk Anderson's dramatic Katrina coverage in ads for his show, showing the youngish hunk in action gear--a hard hat, I think it is. And Terry Fucking Schaivo would seem dramatic against the backdrop of Katrina! Well, maybe Anderson's ratings will rise when hurricane season swirls by again. Until then, Aaron Brown (who Cooper replaced) is smiling somewhere.

And just for the record, did anyone see the recent news report from Past Christian, Mississippi? The town's goal before hurricanes may swirl through next season? To gather up the large pieces of debris so that when hurricane season does begin in one month's time, the debris won't be whirled around and cause additonal harm. Leave that for the new debris that this years' hurricanes (hopefully won't) bring. Just shows how far our great and prosperous land of equality has come with the Katrina reconstruction efforts. Oh, but we've got enough resources to start a new war with Iran. Just not enough to clean up debris that's been lying there in since August in our own country.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

isn't it interesting that anderson the closet case decides to take off the other night when a big portion of his show was dedicated to debating gay marriage. but as soon as you mention hurricane, he's there.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, Berlin is also one of the world's capital's of kink, and lordy! was I ever plunked down in the middle of it as a featured performer at Hustlaball, a sort of fairground for male prostitutes catering to every imaginable taste--or lack thereof! My "comedy" was largely lost in translation on a semi-english speaking crowd. I had thought that a "clever" sight gag like pulling a brown-tipped banana out of my ass to the tune of Gwen Stefani's HOLLABACK GIRL and then sniffing and pointing to the banana as if verifying "Mmmm Mmmm, that's my shit, that's my shit" would appeal to non-english speakers, scat enthusiasts and anyone wanting to lampoon that dreadful tune. I guess I'm just too kinky for Berlin!

But then I got to introduce porn star Jeff Stryker, who was filming for a reality show. Hey, he's a lot better looking than Ron Jeremy ever was and just as hung so why not? He and I shared a dressing room and he could not have been sweeter, although one of his eyes was swollen and bothering him quite a bit. "Don't worry" I reasured him, "ain't nobody gone be lookin' at your eye, Jeff!" This gave rise to all sorts of sad "sight for sore eyes", "Jeff, are you winking at me?", etc type of tomfoolery. He was supposed to have his "anatomically correct action figure" doll, but hadn't brought one so we couldn't do our skit in which I asked him about the doll, he asked me a la one of his pornformances "Yeah, you wanna see that big doll?" and then pulled the doll out at his crotch level while I deepthroated it. So poor, poor me had to fake it with his legendary 9 inch cock! Jeff's still sexy, but I didn't manage to get any good pix with his face in it. Oh well, his biggest asset is still in plain view

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