"CASTRATION W/O MALICE"

Nothing like a sweet castration, which is just what 3 masters were charged with in NC. Ain't never oheard of neuticles. If you'd want the neutering effects of having your testosterone-producing nuts removed, why would you put in bigger ones? (I'll ask my dad if he awakes from the coma he's in--he just had it done.

"The informant told investigators a man from Chile had his testicles replace with artificial ones called “neuticles.” He later traveled back to the house to have them removed because “they were too large.”

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