March 31, 2006

AMANDA LEPORE SELLS OUT!

Her doll, that is. Congratulations, whore! The market for this could be huge--with a new doll to correspond with each new facial surgery? And she has a new reality show in the works. I hope it captures her on the treadmill in high heels at David Barton gym, which I still can't believe actually happens.

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AMANDA'S EXQUISITE HOLOGRAPHIC SLING-BACKS (NEXT TO RICHIE RICH'S TRADEMARK ROLLERSKATES) AT THE RECENT MIAMI HEATHERETTE FASHION SHOW.



And girl, couldja please recommend what very effective heel exfoliator you're using? And while you're at it, a plastic surgeon? No, not your surgeon. A GOOD one! Oink! Oink!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You seem jealous of Amanda or you just know her longer than everyone else and are stating the obvious?

Which is it?

6:43 PM  

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