December 09, 2005


The Bartender Robot

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then
asks him,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make
conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics
and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental
interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and
sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really

He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns
around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot
serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's
your IQ?"
The man responds, "about 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about
football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast
foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give
the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot
serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya
gonna vote for Bush again?"