July 25, 2005

THE BLONDE IN THE THUNDERBIRD

I caught Suzanne Somers' Broadway show the day it closed waaaay early due to bad reviews. I didn't read any of those reviews, but the show was a little tacky. OK, it was quite tacky. But I'll be damned if Suzanne isn't still adorable at 58. At one point she even put her hair in pigtails a la Chrissy on THREE'S COMPANY. Surprisingly, her singing voice was pleasing. But a little more "Come and knock on our door" and a little less maudlin' history would've been welcome. And some of the goofy humor fell flatter than her 58 year-old ass (in a leotard) has. She responds to canned voices a lot, and when her therapist's voice says "You apologize too much" Suzanne says "I'm sorry". You get the gist. But I did love it when she pulled out a light-up cart covered with all the items she's hawked on infomercials over the years, showing that she's a good sport who's in on the joke. The show will probably do better on tour.

That night I watched Tammy Faye Baker-Messner on Larry King. Honey, I can't decipher that gal's magic but it's in full efect, even as she announces that her cancer is back. She looked better than ever in a frosty blonde shag and a bright turqoise summer sweater. She's just so damned perky that she either really loves life or is a great actress.

And she was boosting the gays, saying that "God is love" and criticizing a church group who had cancelled a fellow evangelist because of his ministering to the gays. She was thrilled to have been to the Castro Theater in San Fran and got to "play the big organ"--missing, I'm sure, the sexual innuendo here.

I once emcee'd a Tammy Faye look-a-like contest in DC and the two of us shared a dressing room. She insisted on coming out at the end as one of the drag contestants. Of course the crowd went nuts! She was a hoot!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just had to send you this, Bunny.

I was up extreemly early this morning, around like 3am and while scanning the channels I see Mrs Tammy Faye on an infomercial! Well, of course as any respectable gay man would do, I paused to see what she was hyping...
And oh my, the bullshit was steaming this morning!!!!

http://www.naturalcures.com/

You can watch the infomercial on that site, down at the bottom right corner...

Anyway, if you pay attention, at one point it is made aware that Tammy Faye didn't know this man from Adam till about 5 minutes before the show.

Guess they thought if she could sell God, she could sell anything. :-)

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