PAMELA A. ADMITS IT!

HX: Speaking of animals, you’re famous for dating rock stars and bad boys. Do bookworms ever turn you on?

PAMELA: Sure, though sometimes I end up with guys who can barely spell, much less read - I think I’m getting Lady Bunny’s leftovers!

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(And someone please remind me not to wear a Bozo afro when posing with the world's premier sex-godess!)

I will be attending the PETA gala in LA on September 10th. This glittering affair, 10 years ago, was truly sensational, and I've never tasted better vegetarian vittles in my life. Or seen more celebs. Not tacky ones. Real ones like Paul McCartney, the B-52's, Chryssie Hynde, Elvira, Alicia Silverstone, Richard Pryor, Sarah McLaughlin, Kathy Najimy, Bea Arthur, Patricia Arquette, Todd Oldham, Jane Wiedlin from the Go-Go's and Pam and Tommy Lee.

Quite drunk from the never-ending supply of bubbly, after a demented go-go set to the B-52's live set with Pam, I was chatting with Pam and her then squeeze, Tommy. In my near stupor, I fancied that Tommy was interested in me. You know, sometimes a big-dicked stud just wants to plumb any depths it can. So I whirled away from him and coquettishly disappeared behind a curtain. Suspecting that he was looking after me, I then reappeared dramatically with a flounce of the curtain and yes, he was still looking my way. Bombed and sated with a belly full of gourmet veggie fare, I giggled all the way back to the hotel about how Tommy wanted me and how I could take Pam's man. These fanciful notions faded with the next day's hangover!