THE MONSTER IN THE NY TIMES!

What Patricia Field does on Sundays: "Sometimes we might go to the Monster where one of our favorite D.J.s, Bunny, works. It’s early on a Sunday night, kind of like 7. Sunday hours, tea dance style."

It's actually 6-10, free, and I don't know if Patricia Field will be there but plenty of others will be. So if you like disco classics and cheap drinks, bring it on. I am usually at The Monster the 1st and 3rd Sundays of each month but this month it turned into 2nd and 4th. In April, we're back on regular schedule.

We'll also be signing copies of Petra Mason's Beefcake 100% Rare, All Natural, a new treasury of vintage porn for which I wrote the foreword.

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