September 07, 2014


According to my friend Dan Mathews, who attended Joan Rivers' funeral today, the Gay Men's Chorus opened the ceremony with a rousing rendition of That's Entertainment. Then Howard Stern took the podium and quoted Joan from the last time she'd appeared on his show. He said that she said: "My c#nt is so dry that when I take a bath, all the water in the tub is sucked up into my c#nt. If only Whitney Houston had had the same dry c#nt, she would be alive today." Talk about getting the last laugh!