If you think Katy Perry's Roar is a snore on the dance floor, I'll be spinning disco classics that have stood the test of time tonight from 6-10 at The Monster for my first Sunday of every month disco tea dance. A wise man once said, "I don't know why they call it a tea dance, there's not a t-cell in there." But who's counting? Do pop in if you enjoy artists like these: George Benson, Patrice Rushen, First Choice, Sylvester, The O'jays, Grace Jones, France Jolie, Karen Young, Jocelyn Brown, The Bee Gees, First Choice, Kool & The Gang, Tata Vega, Musique, Luther Vandross, Evelyn Champagne King, Thelma Houston, Rick James, Laura Branigan, The Spinners, Dionne warwick, Stephanie Mills, Patrick Hernandez, Charo, The Gibson Brothers, GQ, Gloria Gaynor, Jackson 5, Tavares, The Trammps, Geraldine Hunt, Alicia Myers, The Roy Ayers Ubiquity and Poussez, dammit! We're all going to get some Poussez at a gay bar tonight!