NYC DOORMAN MARCUS KELLE'S 2014 LIST

New Years Resolutions:

1. Kill a hooker
2. Have anal sex with a 9-11 widow
3. Raise the age for gay teen suicide
4. Drink of a pregnant stomach 
5. Report an illegal alien
6. Release a sex tape with Maggie Smith
7. Start a race riot 
8. Burn a cross 
9. Star in a minstrel show
10. Tattoo a holocaust number on my arm