TOMORROW'S END OF THE WORLD SCHEDULE

I've always considered myself to be ahead of the times. And most of my friends are real trendsetters. So whadya say we all commit suicide tonight before the world ends? That'll show 'em! But you guys go first.

06:30 - Start of the End of the World
07:00 - Meteor Shower
08:30 - First Tsunami Hits
10:00 - UFO Welcome Party
10:30 - Flashmob Dance - UFO Gangam Style
11:36 - Start of Destruction (subtitled)
12:00 - Eclipse and Alignment of all Solar System Planets

12:00-14:00 - L U N C H

14:15 - Magnetic Poles Switch
15:00 - Global Warming Meltdown
16:30 - Annihilation of Earthlings
17:00 - Lady Gaga
18:00 - Disclosure of Resident Aliens on Earth

19:00 - M O I S T U R I Z E

20:00 - Reopening the tunnel between the Taj Mahal and Machu Picchu
22:00 - Disclosure of secret friend
23:00 - Toast by Oprah Winfrey (Does this mean tha the secret friend disclosure might be Gayle?)
23:11 - End of The World