NEXT!

Next magazine's current cover suggests that Snooki and JWoww are this century's Lucy and Ethel. THEN GET ME A F#CKING TIME MACHINE! C'mon--either this is the dumbest cover ever or I'm old and behind the times and haven't caught onto their magic yet. Or both! Next then writes: "Lucy and Ethel. Laverne and Shirley. Mary and Rhoda. Snooki and JWoww? How the girls from Jersey Shore became television's most lovable female duo." THEY DON'T! BECAUSE ALL OF THE OTHER LADIES YOU MENTIONED HAD SCRIPTS WRITTEN BY TALENTED, COMEDIC WRITERS! Didn't gay publications used to have a better grip on cultural stuff than others? Does anyone remember the genius After Dark magazine?