IN THE NEWS!

WELL, AT LEAST HE'S NOT FROM FLORIDA! 

A man who was high on synthetic marijuana reportedly ate his family dog alive. Just as the "zombie apocalypse" hysteria began to subside, another man in a psychotic meltdown makes national news. 

Waco Police Department
Michael Daniel, a Texas man from Waco, was arrested for eating his family's nearly 40-pound pooch, on Monday. He faces felony animal cruelty charges, according to police.

Daniel allegedly was "on his hands and knees and chased a neighbor while barking and growling like a dog," according to KWTZ.


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BUT THIS GUY IS FROM FLORIDA--TALK ABOUT SHOOTING YOUR LOAD!

FORT PIERCE, FL -- It can get pretty monotonous for those who work on the road, but on Monday tow truck driver Eddie Dames got an eyeful when he pulled up alongside a "buck naked white male" who was "beating off" while driving, according to a police report.


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It was later revealed that the man, identified as Robert Leo Casey, had also inserted a children's toy gun into his anus.




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