SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT THESE SHRIMP!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call shrimp with no eyes? Deformed creatures in the Gulf probably caused by the BP spill. How odd that you have to go to Aljazeera to hear this news.

Gulf seafood deformities alarm scientists

Eyeless shrimp and fish with lesions are becoming common, with BP oil pollution believed to be the likely cause. MORE:   ALJAZEERA