THE END OF THE CIVILIZATION

Snooki hired by Rutgers U to say "Study hard, but party harder", "When you're tan, you feel better about yourself", and then showed the audience of students how to "fist pump" in the clubs. 3RD WORLD, HERE WE COME! How the hell do you expect Snooki-loving morons to hoist this country out of a slump? And these are the folks WITH a college education!

FROM GOTHAMIST.COM: Does Rutgers Think Snooki Is Worth More Than Toni Morrison?


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Last night Snooki, of Jersey Shore fame, went to college! Rutgers University invited the reality show starlet to come by for a Q&A, to the tune of $32,000.

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