BRIT AND RIHANNA'S S&M=TORTURE!

Can someone explain why Rihanna and Britney recorded a duet of Rihanna's already a hit S&M? Completely pointless and barely different. Was Ri trying to give Brit a cellulite-riddled leg up? Same label, maybe? At any case, if they like getting beaten up so badly I'd love to help them indulge their fantasy. COMPLETE CRAP!

HERE'S A VIDEO MASH-UP OF BRITNEY'S DANCING OVER THE YEARS. SHE'S QUITE PITIFUL.

The stupid tramp doesn't even care anymore because she knows her tired, brainwashed audience doesn't require any talent on her part. For chrissakes, she never could sing. Now it's not even gonna be bothered to dance?

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