BUNION IN FRONTIERS LA

MY DEAR FRIEND COREY SPEARS I'VIEWED ME FOR FRONTIERS MAG IN CONJUNCTION WITH MY APPEARANCE AT SASSY IN LA ON 10/11.



AN EXCERPT:

Sherry Vine commented on people text messaging during shows. Do you have any horror stories of people in the audience doing something rude or 'off'?

For a month or so, gays were coming up to me and holding up three fingers. I finally realized that they wanted to hear Britney's nursery rhyme of a hit, "3." A lot of people type their requests on their cell phones and then hold them up in my face. This makes me ballistic. I'm not unapproachable, so don't you dare think that I'm going to play your song just because you shove it in my face like I'm some robot there to do your bidding. At least a jukebox gets paid! That's something a troll with the social skills of a retard who'd grown up with their head buried in a beeping and clicking box would think to do. Oh wait, this whole generation has grown up playing video games! Kids, have some self respect! Did Jackie Beat, Chi Chi LaRue, Kay Sedia, Momma, Jimmy James or I need video games to become obese? No! We did it on our own, with no technological excuses.

Seriously, I'm not up on all the gadgets, and I do think that being reachable by text, email and voicemail at all times creates ADD. And I will never understand someone wanting to watch a feature-length film on an iPhone. Talk about narrowing your world!

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