EXORCIZiNG THE HOMO DEMON

THIS WOULDN'T BE SO SHOCKING IF IT WAS IN TEXAS, BUT IT'S IN BRIDGEPORT, CONNECTICUTT, WHERE GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL! I HATE TO BREAK IT TO THIS "MINISTRY", BUT IF YOU CAN WRITHE ON THE FLOOR FOR THAT LONG AND KEEP YOUR SWEATER TUCKED IN, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A GAY. AT THE VERY END, A GUY SAYS "NO MORE FREDERICKA", SO I WONDER IF THIS POOR GAY IS A DRAG.