DOLLY GIVES COMMENCEMENT SPEECH AT UT

THOUGH SHE CLAIMS TO BE A NOVICE AT PUBLIC SPEAKING, SHE NEVER FAILS TO WOW IN THIS 18 MINUTE SPEECH. BUT THERE IS ONE FUCKING BEAD HANGING OFF OF HER RIGHT TATER WHICH I CAN'T HELP BUT WATCH DANGLE. I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD HOW BUGLE BEEDS AND SEQUIN OUTFITS (LIKE DIANA ROSS'S SEQUIN JUMPSUITS FROM THE CENTRAL PARK CONCERT ERA) DON'T CHAFE UNDER THE ARM AND EAT THE SEQUINS. I GUESS AT THAT LEVEL, YOUR SEAMSTRESS GOES WITH YOU ON TOUR!

WATCH: PANTIBAR.COM

OH, AND SHE SNGS A SONG, TOO! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!