PARIS HILTON'S WORLD PEACE PLANS

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Paris Hilton’s World Peace Plans

Paris Hilton revealed she’s helping to solve the economic crisis by ‘doing ‘a lot of shopping’, this week, telling Tatler she’s bought a Bentley car and diamond encrusted Dolce et Gabbana dress to help the hard-up masses.

The hotel heiress/ amateur porn starlet also revealed she takes partying far more seriously than previously suspected, when quizzed by the high society periodical what she’d do if ever elected US President,

“I’d definitely try to make peace with the countries we are fighting', she declared, “I'd go over to them and throw a party. So they could all get together and get along and stop the war,” she explained.

Paris’ political ambitions emerged just as top people’s newspaper the Sunday Times identified England’s next big thing fashion trend as ‘Protest chic’ and advised that attending anti-capitalist political protests is currently ‘terribly chic’. However, the top people’s newspaper also published a detailed guide to dressing properly on demos, with advice which could pose anglophile Paris more than a few problems.