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I RECEIVED THIS EMAIL TODAY FROM MY FRIEND JOHN DEAN:

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

It was the sound of Eartha Kitt rolling over in her grave.Beyonce needs to step the fuck off, she could NEVER fill Eartha's shoes!

Apparently Sasha Fool is planning to portray Eartha Kitt in a film. Hiss! Is it just me or does Beyonce need to take a little break, as stars occasionally do when they are overexposed. Am I the only one who is suffering from Beyonce overkill? Besides, John is right. I don't think Beyonce has it in her to summon one ounce of Eartha's magic.

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