AT LEAST ANITA BRYANT COULD SING

MICHAEL ROWE HAS REALLY NAILED IT IN THIS WELL-WRITTEN ARTICLE HIGHLIGHTING THE LUNACY OF THE CARRIE PREJEAN NONTROVERSY. I LOVE THE WAY THE SANCTIMONIOUS SLUT IS CLAIMING THAT HER HALF-NUDE TEENAGE PHOTO SHOOT IS ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR A MODEL. OH YEAH? PLEASE NAME THE BRAND OF THE PANTIES THAT THIS PIC WAS A CAMPAIGN FOR.

I FEEL SORRY FOR THE WINNER! THIS WHORE HAS SCOOPED ALL THE PRESS-AND SHE ISN'T EVEN THAT PRETTY! SHE LOOKS LIKE A LESS ATTRACTIVE SISTER OF JESSICA SIMPSON'S. AND JESS ALREADY HAS ONE OF THOSE.

FROM HUFFPO: Regarding Miss California, At Least Anita Bryant Could Sing by Michael Rowe.

When contemplating the white trash Lollapalooza that is the strange tale of Carrie Prejean, this year's Miss California and first runner-up to the Miss U.S.A. 2009 crown, vs. the Coming Storm of Gay Marriage, it's best to acknowledge the bikini-waxed elephant in the room, which is that the National Organization for Marriage (NOM) considers a bleached blonde 21-year-old girl with artificially augmented breasts who's apparently never had a serious long-term relationship in her life to be the ideal spokesmodel for their cause.

There, we've said it. Never mind the easy metaphors, all of which are too obvious. Instead, let's bite right into the Velveeta-stuffed center.

Cue the circus music and send in the clowns.

Only in America would the notion of a nearly-naked fundamentalist Christian beauty queen tossing her processed hair as she parades brand new, pageant-bought plastic breasts across a Las Vegas stage in front of millions of television viewers with all the modesty of a blue ribbon heifer at a county livestock fair (the same fundamentalist Christian beauty queen who would later tell a television reporter that she heard God whispering in her ear as she answered a celebrity-worshipping Internet gossip columnist's question about gay marriage) be treated as anything other than an occasion for high comedy and mirth.

HUFFPO