April 30, 2009

JAMIE LEE CURTIS: MASKS FOR SALE

I have never enjoyed her films, but I do enjoy her occasional musings on Huffpo.

MASKS FOR SALE BY JAMIE LEE CURTIS:



As I travel to Ohio on my first airplane trip during this flu crisis, I am immediately taken with the advertising possibilities. As a brilliant self-promoter, after all, I am the walking advertisement for good digestive health as the Activia Lady. I realize there is a mountain of money to be made on selling your mask space to the highest bidder. It's a white rectangle, so boring that I wonder, "How long before Pepsi, Nike, and Pepsi have their logos blazoned across germ masks around the world?" I wouldn't be surprised if even Chanel makes its own, with the interlocking reversed C's -- at a premium, of course. Then, there would be the knockoff ones that would get sold on the streets of New York -- and then the people arrested for selling the fakes. Revenue everywhere.

HUFFPO

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey bunny ... she's one of the nicest people in the business - i'm sure if you met her - you guys would get along - lovely person ... much like yourself ... xx

K.Spacey

9:23 PM  
Blogger C. Geissler said...

My Lady ... you can't mean you're not a fan of Carpenter's Halloween, I simply won't believe it ... her naive and distant teenager is pitch perfect (you must revisit).

8:55 AM  

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