February 22, 2009

CRUEL PUNISHMENT!

Of course I'm vain enough to have a google alert on my name, and one site which often links to ladybunny.net is that of MONAGA.NET, which is written by a self-described GAY AMERICAN EX-PATRIATE LIVING AND LEARNING IN SANTO DOMINGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. Oh, the bounty of that tropical paradise! How welcoming is this site's banner alone! It should be a sin for some guys to wear light blue.



There's a blog and oodles of photographs. Some are of native studs so hot that you can feel their warmth radiating right through your computer screen. DR is definitely on my wish list of places to visit before I'm 30. Maybe the eye candy and the many others on the Monaga.net will take the chill off of your winter bones as well.

BURSTING WITH TESTOSTERONE!



WHOOPSIE DOODLE!



I'LL TAKE A STRAW MAT WITH THAT ON IT ANYDAY!




DESPITE THIS MODEL'S SMILE, HIS SAD, DOWNTURNED EYES SEEM TO INDICATE "I'M SORRY MY COCK IS TOO FAT FOR YOU TO TAKE ALL OF!".



JUST WAITING TO GIVE YOU THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!



WHO KNEW SANTO DOMINGO WAS AN AVANT-GARDE FASHION CAPITOL?



DON'T YA JUST LOVE A RECESSION-ERA HOOKER?




SEE PLENTY MORE ON MONAGA.NE. OH, AND THERE IS ALSO INFO ON VACATION PACKAGES AS WELL--AS IF ANYONE CAN AFFORD A VACATION NOWADAYS!

I BELIEVE I'LL TAKE THE GANG-RAPE WEEKEND GETAWAY PACKAGE--DIAPERS, POPPERS AND HEMMORHOID CREAM INCLUDED!




And speaking of vacations, did anyone catch the CNN segment on "staycations" a few weeks ago? There was a fairly in-depth interview with a "travel expert" who recommended that since people didn't have the cash to travel anymore, one might try a staycation instead of an actual trip, AND STAY IN YOUR AREA. Just take time off and explore some of the local attractions that you'd put off seeing. She actually recommended checking into a hotel and pampering yourself with room service! Honey! If you don't have sufficient coins to travel anywhere, how fucking retarded are you going to feel purchasing a hotel room in the very area in which you reside and racking up absurd room service charges while the food in your fridge rots? How relaxing! I tell ya, what passes as news these days!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

“You’re talking about field workers, processing handlers, people packing melons, trucking hay, sprayers, people selling tractors, people selling lunches to people selling tractors,” Mr. Howitt said. “And in some of these small west-side towns, it’s going to hit the people who are least able to adapt to it.”

11:54 AM  
Blogger Santo Domingo Colonial Zone Apts said...

I forever live in the shadow that is Lady Bunny. Thank you very much for your kind words.

Anthony Montgomery
Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic

1:19 PM  
Blogger twunty mcslore said...

I've been there 3 times and not only is it inexpensive with gorgeous beaches and a really cool old city, the locals are truly something to behold. Yummy. Too bad I'm taken.

3:01 PM  

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