January 01, 2009

DADDY GET AT ME!

THIS IS AS FRUSTRATING AS IT IS HILARIOUS!

Barkley: All I Really Wanted Was Oral Sex by TMZ Staff



This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early this morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.

According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, "I'll tattoo my name on your ass" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my ass' and then laughed again."

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was nice of them to keep your name out of the report, Lady.

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Blogger Lady Bunny said...

I WISH! Am I the only cocksucker who finds him attractive? And I'll do it for free! --LB

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