January 18, 2009


1. If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat.
Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape


Blogger Mitzi said...

Lady bunny you tipster, I love them!

I have a good tip for shoe shop staff:

If I ask for a size 8 and all you have left are a size 6 or 12, then for future reference I would rather not "Give them a try." call it intuition or whatever, I just don't think they'd fit.

5:15 PM  

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