THIS IS TOO RICH

VIA JEZEBEL AND HUFFPO:



While the country expresses outrage over Sarah Palin's enormous wardrobe budget which flies in the face of her "hockey mom" image, she was spotted in Reno wearing this scarf, which encourages voting...FOR DEMOCRATS. She wasn't wearing it during her speech, so some trickster probably approached her with it in the after-speech frenzy of photos and autographs and she didn't notice what it was. I know how she feels. After I leave the stage after an appearance, one does experience a rush--to the exits, of my few remaining audience members. And no one wants to take my photograph or get my autograph--just refunds. And I'm often drunk as opposed to brainwashed like Sarah. So it's not inconceivable that someone could pin a NAMBLA button on me and snap a pic with me in it claiming that I abused underage boys. (Actually, I prefer that they abuse me.) The whole thing means nothing. Except to laugh some more at a clueless troll who is already the butt of the nations' jokes. Wait--I mean Sarah, not me!