September 27, 2007


A man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband
that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of
her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that
The doctor felt was suitable would have to come from
her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would t ell no one about
where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor
their secret.

After all, this was a very delicate matter. After
the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at
the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he
ever had before! All his friends and relatives just
went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with
emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for
everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?'

My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need
every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.'


Blogger Tommy said...

...I thought it would be something vile, like the mother sticks her tongue in the guy's asshole...or, the son shit's on his mother when he opens his mouth...

6:37 PM  

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