BUSH SUCKS--LITERALLY?
DID THIS WOMAN USE WEAPONS OF MASS DICK-THRUSTING ON OUR DEAR PRESIDENT?
Did you read about the Florida college paper which lost tens of thousands of dollars in advertising after they printed FUCK BUSH on the cover of their rag? Good thing I have no advertisers to shut me down! And at this rate I'll never get any! So I'll freely print these scandalous allegations from a former hooker who claims to have procured a hooker for 3-ways with Dubya and her. Now we know that Jeff Gannon, who posed as a reporter for a consersative news agency which never really existed--he were just positioned at press conferences to ask the idiot president easy questions--while running an ad as a military-themed escort in DC. Jeff was given hundreds of passes to the white house during Bush's early years, and only a few were for official business. That hooker was carrying on with somebody in that White House, dammit! We know that Rove was rumored to attend a hotel orgy during DC's gay leather weekend, so I've always suspected that he was Gannon's butt boy. Maybe Gannon will talk one day.
"REPORTER" JEFF GANNON. THE FAG RAG WASHINGTON BLADE ACTUALLY HIRED HIM AFTER HE WAS BOUNCED FROM CAPITOL HILL!
But there was also that recent incident a year or so ago when Laura Bush was so angry at Bush that she moved into a hotel. Tabloids were abuzz with the rumors that Lady Laura left in a huff over George's supposed romance with Condi. Now I do recall a black woman who claimed that she'd had regular "relations" with Bush before he was president. After going public, she was mysteriously eraced. It does seem odd that he would want to fuck black people. Fuck them by turning back the clock on civil rights--now that's different.
Anyhoo, it's made my day to imagine Bush getting plunged by a hooker with a dildo. And it will make my year if Dubya gets the jail time it deserves, where that thing can get all the backdoor action it can handle!
From the upcoming memoirs of Leola McConnell, LUSTFUL UTTERANCES.
"In 1984 I watched George W. Bush enthusiastically and expertly perform a homosexual act on another man, one Victor Ashe," said McConnell.
"Ashe is the current U.S. ambassador to Poland; and he too should come out, like former New Jersey Gov. James McGreevy, and admit to being a gay American."
(BUNNY NOTE: WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD FIND SOMEONE TO BLACKMAIL ASHE BEFORE BUSH BUMPS HIM OFF!)
"Other homo-erotic acts were also performed by then-private citizen George W. Bush. I know this because I performed one of them on him myself."
(BUNNY NOTE: BUT THE AUTHOR IS A WOMAN. IF YOU'RE GONNA SPILL IT, SPILL IT ALL! HOW WHAT HOMO-EROTIC ACT CAN A WOMAN PERFORM ON A MAN--Buck Angel excluded--BUTT-FUCK HIM WITH A DILDO?)
THERE'S MORE! SUPPOSEDLY, IF PRISONPLANET.COM IS TO BE BELIEVED:
"Bush is a regular attendee at the the all-male Bohemian Grove club, an annual gathering of the elite which takes place at a forest encampment in Monte Rio, California. In 2004, the New York Post reported that homosexual porn stars were being hired by the Grove to "service" the members, supposedly without their knowledge."
MORE HERE: PRISONPLANET.COM
Did you read about the Florida college paper which lost tens of thousands of dollars in advertising after they printed FUCK BUSH on the cover of their rag? Good thing I have no advertisers to shut me down! And at this rate I'll never get any! So I'll freely print these scandalous allegations from a former hooker who claims to have procured a hooker for 3-ways with Dubya and her. Now we know that Jeff Gannon, who posed as a reporter for a consersative news agency which never really existed--he were just positioned at press conferences to ask the idiot president easy questions--while running an ad as a military-themed escort in DC. Jeff was given hundreds of passes to the white house during Bush's early years, and only a few were for official business. That hooker was carrying on with somebody in that White House, dammit! We know that Rove was rumored to attend a hotel orgy during DC's gay leather weekend, so I've always suspected that he was Gannon's butt boy. Maybe Gannon will talk one day.
"REPORTER" JEFF GANNON. THE FAG RAG WASHINGTON BLADE ACTUALLY HIRED HIM AFTER HE WAS BOUNCED FROM CAPITOL HILL!
But there was also that recent incident a year or so ago when Laura Bush was so angry at Bush that she moved into a hotel. Tabloids were abuzz with the rumors that Lady Laura left in a huff over George's supposed romance with Condi. Now I do recall a black woman who claimed that she'd had regular "relations" with Bush before he was president. After going public, she was mysteriously eraced. It does seem odd that he would want to fuck black people. Fuck them by turning back the clock on civil rights--now that's different.
Anyhoo, it's made my day to imagine Bush getting plunged by a hooker with a dildo. And it will make my year if Dubya gets the jail time it deserves, where that thing can get all the backdoor action it can handle!
From the upcoming memoirs of Leola McConnell, LUSTFUL UTTERANCES.
"In 1984 I watched George W. Bush enthusiastically and expertly perform a homosexual act on another man, one Victor Ashe," said McConnell.
"Ashe is the current U.S. ambassador to Poland; and he too should come out, like former New Jersey Gov. James McGreevy, and admit to being a gay American."
(BUNNY NOTE: WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD FIND SOMEONE TO BLACKMAIL ASHE BEFORE BUSH BUMPS HIM OFF!)
"Other homo-erotic acts were also performed by then-private citizen George W. Bush. I know this because I performed one of them on him myself."
(BUNNY NOTE: BUT THE AUTHOR IS A WOMAN. IF YOU'RE GONNA SPILL IT, SPILL IT ALL! HOW WHAT HOMO-EROTIC ACT CAN A WOMAN PERFORM ON A MAN--Buck Angel excluded--BUTT-FUCK HIM WITH A DILDO?)
THERE'S MORE! SUPPOSEDLY, IF PRISONPLANET.COM IS TO BE BELIEVED:
"Bush is a regular attendee at the the all-male Bohemian Grove club, an annual gathering of the elite which takes place at a forest encampment in Monte Rio, California. In 2004, the New York Post reported that homosexual porn stars were being hired by the Grove to "service" the members, supposedly without their knowledge."
MORE HERE: PRISONPLANET.COM
posted by Lady Bunny at Tuesday, September 25, 2007
4 Comments:
Looks like no one wants him. Not the hetero's, not the homo's, nor the dildo-sporting hookers either!
"hired by the Grove to "service" the members, supposedly without their knowledge."
Without the members' knowledge? They must've eaten some drugged "chocolate mouse," like in "Rosemary's Baby"--"So long as he ate the mouse, he can't see or hear nothin', he's like dead. Now sing!"
I especially love that Laura's reason for moving briefly into the Mayflower Hotel last year was because a drunken W. allegedly called her a "c**t" in front of the White House Press Corps. Not for the first time, I'd imagine...
I wish Ruth Gordan would be cast to play Pickles in the Lifetime movie to come "Our White House Is Not a Home"
Totally off topic, but I just HAVE to get Lady Bunny's take on this honest-to-God real flyer:
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