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NEW GAY-THEMED FLIGHTS! BECAUSE YOU WANT TO EAT, SLEEP, BREATHE AND WATCH EVERYTHING GAY, GAY GAY ALL THE TIME! CAN YOU IMAGINE THE LINE FOR THE TOILET? I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYTHING MORE HORRID THAN A BUNCH OF GIGGLING MARYS SCREECHING "YOU GO, GIRL!" BETWEEN SIPS OF RAINBOW UMBRELLA DRINKS ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING AUSTRALIA!
FROM USA TODAY:
Gay-themed flight to feature drag queens, flight-crew cabaret By Lisa Leff, Associated Press Writer
SAN FRANCISCO — Air New Zealand is delving into the gay and lesbian market with a special themed flight that will feature drag queens, pink cocktails and a cabaret performed by the flight crew.
The destination for the airline's one-time "Pink Flight," scheduled to depart San Francisco International Airport on Feb. 26, is the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras in Sydney, Australia, one of the world's most well-attended gay events, said Jodi Williams, an Air New Zealand marketing director.
"We are looking at tailoring the inseat entertainment and having gay-friendly movies and contests and different music and things like that," Williams said. The airline also plans to throw a "Get-Onboard-Girlfriend" going away party for its passengers, who will pay an average of $1,000 roundtrip.
The flight will be modeled after an Auckland-to-Sydney trip Air New Zealand made this year for the gay Mardi Gras, according to Williams. Before that full flight, the crew put on pink feather boas and sang for its couple hundreds passengers, she said. Then the crew butt-fucked them all silly with dildoes, with condoms on them. Just testing you to see if you're reading!
"Even the pilot was wearing fairy wings and got into it," Williams said.
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FROM USA TODAY:
Gay-themed flight to feature drag queens, flight-crew cabaret By Lisa Leff, Associated Press Writer
SAN FRANCISCO — Air New Zealand is delving into the gay and lesbian market with a special themed flight that will feature drag queens, pink cocktails and a cabaret performed by the flight crew.
The destination for the airline's one-time "Pink Flight," scheduled to depart San Francisco International Airport on Feb. 26, is the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras in Sydney, Australia, one of the world's most well-attended gay events, said Jodi Williams, an Air New Zealand marketing director.
"We are looking at tailoring the inseat entertainment and having gay-friendly movies and contests and different music and things like that," Williams said. The airline also plans to throw a "Get-Onboard-Girlfriend" going away party for its passengers, who will pay an average of $1,000 roundtrip.
The flight will be modeled after an Auckland-to-Sydney trip Air New Zealand made this year for the gay Mardi Gras, according to Williams. Before that full flight, the crew put on pink feather boas and sang for its couple hundreds passengers, she said. Then the crew butt-fucked them all silly with dildoes, with condoms on them. Just testing you to see if you're reading!
"Even the pilot was wearing fairy wings and got into it," Williams said.
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posted by Lady Bunny at Thursday, September 20, 2007
5 Comments:
"Inseat" entertainment...heh heh...
Good one! --LB
I wonder if we'd be allowed to play in the captain's cockpit? I had a similar experience last year on a flight to Gran Canaria for the Mardi Gras, the plane was heaving with gaggles of bitching queens of all varieties. I listened to gossip that would make a prostitute blush. I loved it!
in flight movie: Powertool
how wrong would it be to book my father on one of those flights?
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