TEAROOM "ETIQUETTE"

Here's some info from everything2 dot com (under a search for "glory hole"):

"I'm going to presume you're in an adult bookstore, as the rules for tearoom sex can get complicated (you have to read grafitti, tap foot for action, determine if your neighbor is there for sex or to take a dump, etc).

Enter the booth, lock the door, if possible; many stores, in an attempt to prevent this activity, do not have locking doors. Some booths don't have doors at all, in which case I'd suggest you be a conspicuous consumer and find another store.

Drop some money (more likely, tokens) into the video machine and select your favorite video. This is important, as you're using the business' resources to satisfy your primary urges. Be nice and be a patron, not a lurker.

Sit down, if a seat is provided, whip it out and get it up.

Either wait for someone to occupy a neighboring booth or check out your neighbor through the hole. Don't be shy. Nearly everyone who is in a booth is looking for the same thing you are, and checking out your neighbor is the first step in demonstrating your interests/needs.

If you like what you see, place your finger through the glory hole far enough so the other person can see it. If you're married, and want the other person to know that, place your ring finger in the hole. If you want to use a condom, place it in the hole.

If your neighbor wants you to service him, he will place his penis through the hole. If he doesn't, he won't. If he wants to use the condom, he'll take it at this time. Sometimes, he'll just want you to watch him masturbate.

Be flexible and open to changes in the situation."


BUNNY NOTE:

I would add a few more from my personal experiences.

This one's from mom. Never wear shorts to the bookstores. You'll walk out with dirty, splintered knees!

If you see someone walk out of a booth from which you've heard noisy moans andd this person is rubbing their ass and or has shit/cum stains on it, take note: You may not want to blow their partner. Well, unless you are packing breath mints, anyway.

If you enter a booth to find a dead gerbil, you may try resuscitating it with your amyl-nitrate soaked rag. But be sparing as the gerbil's heart is much smaller than a human's. This will not work for a gerbil which has suffocated in shit/cum/blood but if there is no one else around and you still pity the animal you might lick it lovingly once or twice. Or if you're on a budget, it can make a fine soup stock, though there's really more hair than meat. (Don't tell PETA on me!)

I hope that you'll have a few tips you'd like to share and post them as comments!