August 03, 2007


That's the name of a rap groupie who has the low down on many of the best known rap/r&b stars. Why? Cuz she fucked 'em all! Men and women. Although her book's publisher says this leaked material is NOT from her upcominng release, it's still fun to imagine! And she confirms several of my suspicions! I think Ludacris is so sexy! This crazy bitch says Usher stank and yelled out someting in Haitian when he came! Haitian? He grew up in Chattanooga like me!


Mystikal - long
Trick Daddy - long and full of energy
Twista - medium
Will Smith - long
Xzibit - long but comes to quick
Kool G Rap - Long but cant f**k
Talib Kweli - medium
Redman - hung like a banana
Black Thought - medium
Russel Simmons - small
Khujo from Goodie Mob - very long
Ja Rule - Long and full of energy
Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he’s on top
OutKast - Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre’s is long and slim
Pete Rock - big
Puff Daddy - medium
Rakim - Long
Mobb Deep - havoc is big but Prodigy is small
M.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
Nas - small
Nelly - medium
Scarface - medium
Snoop Dogg - too long
Ol’ Dirty Bastard - may his big d**k rest in peace
Clipse - They’re both long but they cant f**k and Pusha T’s breath stinks
Common - Long but too skinny
Da Brat - can eat a p**sy.
Mos Def - long but his breath stinks
Timbaland - long and fat but can't f**k and comes to quick
Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much s*it in bed
Q Tip - long but skinny. He has an a**hole personality
Mase - Long but he has an a**hole personality too
Master P - nice and long and can f**k
Method Man - Long but comes to quick
Missy Elliott - pu**y has a bad odor
50 Cent - medium/long
Big Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshener
Busta Rhymes - Big and long bit cant f**k. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something.
Canibus - real long
Noreaga - Long but he cant f**k
Lil Wayne - nice and long
Kanye West - Big but he cant f**k
KRS-One - small
LL Cool J - Nice and fat
The LOX - All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fat
Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat
DMX - Long and can fuck forever
Fabolous - big d**k but comes to fast
Fat Joe - small at first but when erect he’s impressive.
Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks
Ghostface Killah - Long but he comes to quick

Would a publishing company really publish something in which "to" should b e "too" or might this be from a rough draft?



Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm suprised she can still walk. I bet she's bowed legged!

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do so wish I could experience the penile allure of these enticing Afro-American performers!

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lady Bunny: Long, hard, can fuck ...and her pussy stinks!

8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you call your self a lady! you should be ashame of yourself, to be with all these people and still have time to publish a book. how do you even look at yourself in the mirror. the first book was ok, I thought you were trying to change who you were and not have other girls/women following in the same foot steps, but to come out with the second book, you are a embrassment to all women.....

9:33 PM  

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