March 15, 2007


When LIFE asked comic Chris Rock if America is ready for an African American president, Rock tells LIFE: “It’s ready for a retarded president, why wouldn’t it be ready for an African American president?”


March 13, 2007 --Our White House Press Corps sources report further disturbing news about President George W. Bush. Our sources have witnessed a clearly inebriated Bush approaching members of the press corps and making rude comments, including one particularly crude remark about First Lady Laura Bush. In that case, Bush, nodding toward Laura, called her a "cunt." While Bush's drinking is no secret to the White House press contingent, that particular comment was reportedly the worse they have heard uttered by Bush. Our sources also report that Laura Bush's stays at the White House are less frequent and that her overnight trips to the Mayflower Hotel often coincide with the president's drunken binges.


Blogger Aaron said...

At first I thought this was a joke, a la "The Onion." If Bush really did this, it's proof of how self-destructive he is. So much for the man who his doctors said was "in marvelous physical shape for a man his age." The booze'll take care of that (frankly I'm surprised it didn't already, considering he was a lush and coke-head into his 40s).

9:28 AM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

I welcome his unravelling on any level. --LB

9:44 AM  
Blogger Star Queen said...

Wasn't it here where Bunny broke the bizarre details of how they flew in a presidential potty when he was out of the country to prevent any unscrupulous characters from collecting his waste?

1:29 AM  

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