March 12, 2007


(A legendary Chicago doorman/scene queen)

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it up.
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link: THECLEVEREST


Blogger Drew said...

Oh damn! I just peed myself!

I dearly hope that the next time I fly, someone annoying does sit next to me.


P.S.: A belated thanks for making my years in NYC so wonderful. From Pyramid to Wigstock, to seeing you crossing Greenwich Avenue.

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