January 26, 2007

REASONS NOT TO TAKE YOUR KIDS TO THE ZOO

Instead, why not just direct them to my site and save on the admission!






21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:25 AM  
Blogger Aaron said...

The first one reminded of the story my mom told me about when she was in college in the 60s and guys used to take girls to the zoo (because it was a cheap date!)...she was with a group of her friends standing near the monkey cage once and the monkey shot his wad on one of her friends' angora sweaters. When she took it to the cleaners, before she even said a word, he said, "Oh, monkey jizz? It won't come out."

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the one where the child is feeding the kangaroo. lol

I wonder if they is a stain devil for monkey Jizz.

My mother use to have two chihuahuas called Lucy and grumpy and they were a right pair of sexy bastards, always at it! One day she had guests staying for dinner(church goers) after the meal they heard the dogs scratching at the door, her guests liked dogs so insisted they be brought in, so my mother opened the door and Lucy came trotting in dragging poor grumpy behind her, they had only been shagging and were stuck together!

5:02 PM  
Blogger archive said...

I thought Wigstock hjad been cancelled!?

11:40 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Mitzi, I'm sure the Tide "detergent pen"
would do the trick now...but in 1966, it was naptha or bust! ;-)

1:21 AM  
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ooh, now you got momma horny for rhino cock

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